You're Half of Hundred 50th Birthday Candle Holiday Picks or gift it to your

or gift it to your friend who’s had enough of “people-ing” for the week

This tee is for the woman who checked her last care and found a blank hand

🙋‍♀️ Somewhere between “turn down that music” and “I asked you once”—this tee totally gets you

Anyone needing a don't call me mug as a public notice

Step into the spooky season with style in our "Pretty Ghouls Walk Like This" Sweatshirt

You're Half of Hundred 50th Birthday Candle Holiday Picks or gift it to yourThere is no gentle way to do this math. Fifty is half of one hundred, and someone in her life was always going to point it out. Congratulations, it is you. This 50th birthday candle commits to the bit. The label reads You're Half of Hundred, a fact she can neither refute nor forgive. Who this is for: The sibling who has been saving this joke for a decade The friend group where roasting is the love language Anyone needing a funny gift for her fiftieth