I'm Not a Control Freak Tee Size:L Meet your new not-so-secret weapon:

Meet your new not-so-secret weapon: the “I Have Selective Hearing I’m Sorry You Were Not Selected” Tee

Wear it to your next girls’ night

or looking for that hysterical birthday gift for the mom who swears she was “totally calm” before kids

Imagine slipping this tee on for a spontaneous girls’ night (wine included)

The “Exercise

I'm Not a Control Freak Tee Size:L Meet your new not-so-secret weapon:Ever catch yourself silently thinking, If only everyone would just do it my way? Ugh, yes! Youve got a to do list longer than your patience and no time for nonsenseand honestly, you wouldnt have it any other way. Why hide your superpower when your tee can announce it for you? Tired of wearing boring tees? This one speaks fluent sarcasm (so you dont have to). Meet your new wardrobe essential: the Im Not a Control Freak Tee. Its not just a funny