I Just Want To Eat Hot Dogs And Tell The Umpire He's Blind Tee Sarcastic sipping coffee and getting side

sipping coffee and getting side smirks for your sharp wit (and sharper tee)

Made for the nights when survival is the whole achievement

it’s a declaration of your inner confidence

Made for leg day and every day after when the stairs become the enemy

or some much-needed me-time

I Just Want To Eat Hot Dogs And Tell The Umpire He's Blind Tee Sarcastic sipping coffee and getting sideThis sassy tee is ideal to express one's feelings! making it a perfect addition to any casual wardrobe. Neatly cut and featuring a comfortable, lightweight stretch, this tee is flattering and sure to be a conversation starter. 100% soft ring spun cotton (fabric content may vary for different colors) only gets softer with every wash! True to size Ethically made DTG printed with love Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) S 28 18 34 37