Keys (with a key) Welcome Doormat beware_doormat You're not anti-social

You're not anti-social

Einstein and declaring your time is valuable because you are a Genius At Work

By the way Bae in danish means poop

This one just feels kinda classy to me though

What's the purpose of an IQ anyway

Keys (with a key) Welcome Doormat beware_doormat You're not anti-socialWell, you've arrived home and of course the door is locked. So this custom doormat lets you know to get those keys out if you wanna enter and get comfortable. Those things like taking off your shoes, putting on PJ's, grabbing ice cream and starting a movie marathon. Small doormats are 18" x 30" Large doormats are 23. 5" x 35. 5" Care: Easy to keep clean, just vacuum or shake your rug out. The rubber backing will keep the doormat in place firmly.