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Smells Like A Finished Dissertation Candle Scent:Lavender Anyone needing a horrors inSomewhere there is a document with two hundred pages, one exhausted author, and a committee's final signature. It is done. It is really done. This grad school gift for her celebrates the single greatest sentence in academia: no further revisions. The label reads Smells Like A Finished Dissertation, a scent previously believed to be theoretical. Who this is for: The candidate who cited sources in her sleep, involuntarily The friend who scheduled her