I Don't Half-Ass Anything Tee true crime You know that “once upon

You know that “once upon a time” feeling when you realize your real-life fairytale doesn’t actually require glass slippers (or anything remotely uncomfortable)

Introducing the Tattoos Are Like Potato Chips Tee: the funny shirt that gets your addiction to ink (and maybe carbs)

It’s not just a tee—it’s a (hilariously) honest conversation starter you’ll actually want to wear on repeat

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Hugs in the right spots

When you wear it

I Don't Half-Ass Anything Tee true crime You know that “once uponThis sassy tee is perfect for everyday wear. Dress it up or down with your favorite jeans & cardigan or make a statement as you run off to the grocery store. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering! Peachy Sunday exclusive 100% soft ring spun cotton (fabric content may vary for different colors) only gets softer with every wash! True to size Ethically made DTG printed with love Size guide S M L