China Wok Home of Purrfect Chicken Welcome Door Mat Size:Large Now this quote works much

Now this quote works much better on a doormat

I can't stand the cuteness

here is a butterfly doormat in which you can step on those fluttery bugs to your little hearts content

It took me three hours to get them to take a freaking nap and you show up selling me cable service

please do not

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