Mercury Retrograding // Snow Washed Oversized Cotton T-Shirt color:Pirate Gray This tank is for the

This tank is for the unbothered

I will not be tamed

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We also have Moon Child in an adult tee as well

This pullover is for the thinkers who refuse to stay in the lines

Mercury Retrograding // Snow Washed Oversized Cotton T-Shirt color:Pirate Gray This tank is for theMercury Retrograding. Dont even try it. Mercury is retrograding and so is everyones common sense. This bold, glitchy design simply states the chaos were all living through. No explanation needed: we all know what time it is. This tee is for the spiritually aware (and slightly unhinged) who know Mercury retrograde isnt just an excuse its a whole vibe. Perfect for blaming tech issues, awkward conversations, and general existential mayhem. Premium